officialunitedstates:

I prefer endlessly pressing the replay button on a video over a gif

(Source: hologramelie)

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

(Source: astound)

Yeah i don’t care that much

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

(Source: lolbc)

salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

(Source: salmonpynk)

I feel like im drifting between i shouldn’t have done that to who actually cares.

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

(Source: reshirum)

lilbitch2006:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

(Source: thhot)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

kanyelifevest:

who’s iggy iglesias