guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy)

(Source: garnnetea)

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

(Source: geiszlerrs)

(Source: asparagays)

(Source: unclefather)

(Source: wryer)

  1. Camera: Canon EOS 600D
  2. Aperture: f/5.6
  3. Exposure: 1/50th
  4. Focal Length: 42mm

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

bandannarama:

The dialogue in this movie kills me.

  • male friends: dude
  • female friends: dude
  • cis friends: dude
  • queer friends: dude
  • trans* friends: dude
  • my parents: dude
  • my boss: dude
  • the president: mr. dude
  • the queen: your dudeness
  • the pope: holy dude

six-foot-two-phanchild:

peachyghoul:

dan, what even?

ITS A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL
ITS A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

fvckingdemise:

Bring Me The Horizon in the Shadow Moses session

fvckingdemise:

Bring Me The Horizon in the Shadow Moses session

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